Six new cars to buy before they are gone forever

Kinja'd!!! "BadMotorScooter" (badmotorscooter)
08/19/2016 at 20:12 • Filed to: None

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Progress never stops, and that means cars will continue to get better. Better might mean faster, quicker, lighter, stronger, more efficient, safer, and eventually... autonomous. But maybe this won’t make them all actually better. Here are six cars that are available to buy new from a friendly local dealer near you, that someday will likely be seen as better, perhaps measured with different criteria.

1. Ford Fiesta ST

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Ford’s extra small hot hatch seems to have that ultra rare and elusive quality that makes the total car greater than the sum of its parts. More so than the larger and more powerful Focus ST, the Fiesta ST seems to fulfill the hot hatch mission with more focus (see what I did there).

Why buy it now? Well, the 2nd gen Fiesta ST may very well turn out to be even better. But it might not. Looking purely at the specs, the current Fiesta ST shouldn’t be as good as it is. If Ford can’t cast the same spell on the new Fiesta, or it gains weight, fat, size, softness, or maturity, it may not be as good as the current one.

2. Manual Dodge Challenger

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Will manual V8 muscle cars exist in the future? Probably, at least for some time. But will they have the same lunatic cartoon character as the Dodge Challenger 392 HEMI Scat Pack Shaker (that is the actual name!)? I am suggesting the 392 Shaker instead of the Hellcat, since the Shaker is ever more of a cartoon character. And the manual trans makes this even more of a circus oddity. Will future Challengers be this crazy? Will they have a manual option? Who knows, buy this while you can.

3. Alfa Romeo 4C

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How long will this car be sold? I fear not long. It is chock full of exotic Italian seasoning and still available at a price mere mortals can afford. It is far from perfect, but those flaws make it special and feel more exotic.

4. Dodge Viper ACR

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Yes, the Viper has been around a long time. But the current version is the best, and will be the last. To think that anybody (with enough cash) can stroll into their local Dodge dealer and buy the closest thing to a street legal race car, is a bit bonkers. The car shown here is the ACR Extreme Aero package. Normally aspirated 8 liter V10. There will be no more like this, ever. Someday, this maniacal, hydrocarbon swilling, climate changing beast will be seen as mythical. It doesn’t try to be anything other than fast on a race track. Period. And it is very fast. This the the Ford GT40 of our time (yes, more than the new Ford GT).

When all other forms of personal transportation are pushing electrons, fire this thing up and rumble down the street. Hopefully you will still be allowed to own it. Buy it now, while you can.

5. Chevrolet SS manual

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The manual SS is the last of the traditional American full size, rear-drive, V8 sedan with a manual. It will be a special car long into the future. Especially if the rumors of a 570HP LSA supercharged V8 in the final year turn out to be true.

6. Aston Martin Vantage S V12 manual

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Just when we thought there would be no more manual V12s, Aston does the right thing and builds one. Only 100 available in the US though. If you have the means and opportunity, buy it.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! Dru > BadMotorScooter
08/19/2016 at 20:16

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I'm still holding out hope that the SS rises from the ashes of the Holden closure.


Kinja'd!!! BadMotorScooter > Dru
08/19/2016 at 20:28

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Yes, but rumor is the next Commodore will be FWD.


Kinja'd!!! Dru > BadMotorScooter
08/19/2016 at 20:30

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I think that's been confirmed. It's some Opel car. We get it as a Buick in the states. I'm hoping the SS survives. Wishful thinking I know.


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > BadMotorScooter
08/19/2016 at 20:34

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/puts on sunglasses

I already own a Fiesta St.


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > BadMotorScooter
08/19/2016 at 21:44

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1) Ford, no way in hell. I’d rather gouge my eyes out with a soup spoon.

2) Dodge Challenger, the original, hell yeah, this overbuilt boat, never.

3) Alfa Romeo 4C, looks like a kit car, and not a very good one.

4) Dodge Viper, I like life too much, I’ll pass.

5) Chevrolet, ignition = death, no freaking way.

6) Aston Martin Vantage, hmm, I’d consider it.


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > BadMotorScooter
08/20/2016 at 15:01

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This is pretty much my exact shopping list.